Theo Ford and Logan Moore Have Basically Zero Chemistry So Far On ‘So You Think You Can Fuck’

I’ve been curious, now that we know that Theo Ford and Logan Moore’s engagement was a total sham for the purposes of making So You Think You Can Fuck Season 5 an all-couples season, whether they’d even be convincing as a couple with the cameras rolling. And the answer is: Nope!

You can literally see Logan’s eyes rolling in Episode 2 of the season as he and Theo are charged with with coming up with some b-roll/dialogue for the opening of a porn scene, using a surprise set that they’re given. And they barely even act like friends, let alone boyfriends who were engaged. (But, as we now know, Theo and Logan played along because they needed two “fiances” to fill out the cast of two husbands, Billy and Seth Santoro, and two boyfriends, Dylan Knight and Brandon Wilde.)

Dylan and Brandon seem legitimately couple-ish in the first two episodes — and they were in fact dating, but as of a couple weeks ago they broke up. And the Santoros sure sound like a married couple, with all the boredom and bitterness that comes with being married.

But Theo said in that weird interview this week that we were going to “see” how he and Logan seemed a lot closer as a couple than the other two, and so far that is just as untrue as the relationship they were pretending to be in.

Here, Logan is giving me, "Just let me get through today" realness.
Here, Logan is giving me, “Just let me get through today” realness.
Actual eyeroll.
Actual eyeroll.
"I can't believe I signed up for this and I'm still listening to this Frenchman talk."
“I can’t believe I signed up for this and I’m still listening to this Frenchman talk.”
"How about 'Not even friends, let alone boyfriends, but we've fucked a couple times and it was OK.'"
“How about ‘Not even friends, let alone boyfriends, but we’ve fucked a couple times and it was OK.'”
"I'm seriously not getting paid enough to wear this matching tank top and listen to this guy."
“I’m seriously not getting paid enough to wear this matching tank top and listen to this guy.”

You can watch the non-porn challenge, and the judging of the fuck scene (including new judge Brent Corrigan) over here at Dominic Ford.

Logan looked like he kind of had some fun in the threeway in Episode 1 with the Santoros.

The fucking challenge in Episode 2 goes to the unconventional pair of Dylan Knight and Billy Santoro, with little, big-dicked Dylan topping big Billy. Brent Corrigan, for one, likes the pairing.













[DominicFord: SYTYCF 5, Ep. 2]

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