I talk about candles way too much on this fucking blog. Last year there was a “bussy candle” that was released just in time for Christmas and there was also that Gwyneth Paltrow “orgasm” candle that everyone freaked out about, but those are old news now. Now, it’s time to talk about Scentual Taboo!
This candle company features hoards of sexual scents like Pearl Necklace, Morning Wood, Nut In Me, and Soaking Wet. There’s even a Rosebud candle for anyone who’s super into the smells of a freshly exposed rosebud – or more realistically, according to the company site, the candle is for anyone into scents featuring “cedarwood, middle eastern oud, musk, and rose.” (Boring.)
The candles also have a pretty strong tie to RuPaul’s Drag Race. While we don’t know their exact relation to the company, it seems that season ten contestant Kimora Blac is partly behind these perverted scents. Upon the company’s big product launch, the drag star posted on Instagram about how excited they were to share these new candles.
“They’re finally here! After months of crafting and creating we have created seven amazing candles for our first collection!” wrote Kimora on Instagram. “They each smell amazing, different, and very strong! We can’t wait to share a little bit of piece of us for you!”
While we’re excited to see a RuGirl venture into a new market (Side note: Is Kimora the first RuGirl to release a line of candles?), these candles do seem to be pretty basic. The company does make a pretty wide range of scents, but they’re still just regular candles with sexy names attached to them. Nothing too thrilling or innovative if we’re being honest.
So what do you think? Would you ever purchase a “Soaking Wet” candle? Or would you just rather watch some men get soaking wet and ditch the candle altogether? Sound off below and head over to Scentual Taboo to get more info on these candles.
Let’s hear it for candles that smell like head cheese. YIKES!
Love!!!!!
These are ridiculous
Lmfao, uh not interested in a, “exposed rosebud” candle. Lol!! What’s next, a morning breath or first shit of the day candle? PT Barnum was right, there is a sucker born every single day.