You’ll go gay-lick for the hottest Irish actors who’ve gone nude, just in time for a (belated) Saint Patrick’s Day! Now that you’ve sobered up, get drunk on this hotness.
Here’s a close-held secret, Michael Fassbender has a huge cock, and you can see it in Shame!
There is nothing Jaime Dornan does that we do not love. We hope and pray that he goes 50 Shades of Gay!
As the jingle goes, Irish I could see Jonathan Rhys-Meyers’ weiner, in Tangled, that is what I’d truly like to see.
Lesser known but fully grown Martin “McCoke can dick” McCann stripped down in The Survivalist.
And finally, Irish zaddy Colin Farrell soaked his meat and potato in Triage. Happy Taint Patrick’s Day!
Our bonus Irish bloke is the handsome and ripped Cillian Murphy from Peaky Blinders. Erin go blow!