Things I Learned At ‘Cocktails With The Stars’

1. Having your name on a flyer doesn’t entitle you to free cocktails, even if you’re a star.

2. If you’re tall and/or uncoordinated, you will fall off the tiny stage at Micky’s.

3. West Hollywood bartenders are still dicks.

4. After seeing Jason Sechrest, I can tell you that Weight Watchers actually works.

5. Porn stars will always take their shirts off, no matter the venue or occasion. Just ask.

 

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6. Frontal nudity in a bar is, apparently, OK if you’re trans.

7. Travis James is even hotter in person than he is in his movies.

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8. Never underestimate Chip Tanner’s ability to steal a show.

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9. I love Brandon Wilde.

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10. Porn stars will always take their pants off, no matter the venue or occassion. Just ask.

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11. There’s a reason why I’m a blogger and not a photographer.

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12. According to Phillip Ashton, a tranny’s pussy is called a trussy.

13. A great way to make David Forest freak out is to show up almost an hour late. But Diesel was worth the wait.

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The End.

Thanks for coming, everyone!

0 thoughts on “Things I Learned At ‘Cocktails With The Stars’”

  1. I had an amazing night especially at the end went Britney and the owner of CockyBoys got into something that pissed Britney off and I was living for it! Seems like the owner of CockyBoys won cause it made Britney really pissed off.

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