1. Having your name on a flyer doesn’t entitle you to free cocktails, even if you’re a star.
2. If you’re tall and/or uncoordinated, you will fall off the tiny stage at Micky’s.
3. West Hollywood bartenders are still dicks.
4. After seeing Jason Sechrest, I can tell you that Weight Watchers actually works.
5. Porn stars will always take their shirts off, no matter the venue or occasion. Just ask.
6. Frontal nudity in a bar is, apparently, OK if you’re trans.
7. Travis James is even hotter in person than he is in his movies.
8. Never underestimate Chip Tanner’s ability to steal a show.
9. I love Brandon Wilde.
10. Porn stars will always take their pants off, no matter the venue or occassion. Just ask.
11. There’s a reason why I’m a blogger and not a photographer.
12. According to Phillip Ashton, a tranny’s pussy is called a trussy.
13. A great way to make David Forest freak out is to show up almost an hour late. But Diesel was worth the wait.
Thanks for coming, everyone!