This time of year known for its extensive hangovers, flag dancers, horrific fashion and B-, C- and D-level celebrity Grand Marshalls kicked off two weekends ago with Miami’s big gay brouhaha, featuring Grand Marshalls Patti LaBelle and Richie Rich and a bevy of trannies both good and messy (pictured below).
The Sword looks forward to many, many more glimpses of our community’s collective Flickr-gasm of parading, and by the time the party hits San Francisco and New York at the end of June (or by the time it winds down in Palm Springs in NOVEMBER) we’re sure the photographic evidence of our peoples’ great pride will be, as always, shameful and hilarious.
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Tranny Messes the World Over: Roundup from LA, Philly, Rome, Athens and Warsaw Pride Fests
Historical Homos: A Roundup of Footage from Prides Past
San Francisco & New York Pride: Hangover Edition
San Francisco Drag Queens Work It Out for Pride
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.