It was being widely reported last week that dick pic leaker and superhero hunk Chris Evans was going to nab the title of People Magazine’s 2021 Sexiest Man Alive, but unfortunately for all those Chris stans out there, it turns out that Page Six story was total bullshit!
Earlier this morning, People Magazine unveiled that none other than Paul Rudd has been crowned as the most desirable celebrity stud in the universe. We don’t really know what to think of Paul beating out Chris, but we think Gawker staff writer Olivia Craighead put it best when they tweeted that “the devil works hard but the ghostbusters: afterlife PR team works harder.”
Unfortunately for us, all of the photos that have been released to go with Paul’s Sexiest Man Alive announcement feature the Clueless actor fully clothed. We get some nice views of his beefy arms, but absolutely no nudity or even a simple shirtless photo in the bunch.
The accompanying interview with the 52-year-old comedian is pretty entertaining though. We specifically love it when he discusses how his life will change now that he’s “officially sexy” – but that’s mostly because we’re already hard thinking about Geroge Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Michael B. Jordan on a boat together.
“I’m hoping now that I’ll finally be invited to some of those sexy dinners with Clooney and Pitt and B Jordan,” Paul said about his new title. “And I figure I’ll be on a lot more yachts. I’m excited to expand my yachting life. And I’ll probably try to get better at brooding in really soft light. I like to ponder. I think this is going to help me become more inward and mysterious. And I’m looking forward to that.”
Speaking of Black Panther actor Michael B. Jordan – if you remember correctly, this stud was People’s Sexiest Man Alive last year and when we posted a poll asking everyone to pick the most-deserving Sexiest Man from the 2010s and beyond, Michael ended up coming in first place with over 25% of the votes! You can check out the full results of that perverted poll right here.
So what do you think of Paul’s new reign as the Sexiest Man Alive? Should the title have gone to him or Chris Evans? Is there someone else that’s more deserving? Sound off in the comments below with all your hot thoughts!
At the beginning of the 1990s, while abroad, Rudd played Hamlet, in a production directed by Ben Kingsley. Rudd was around 20 at the time, perhaps 21.
Around the same time, I clipped a magazine photo of Rudd wearing a tight red Speedo. It charged my libido for years.
But sexiest man alive? No way.
Paul Rudd, Chris Evans, Ryan Reynolds. That’s my perfect trifecta.
Paul Rudd…YES!!!! DEFINITELY!!!!! My cock gets hard just thinking!!!!
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Very sexy man
Rudd. Yum. A number of years ago, there was a picture in I believe in AGQ, of Rudd in a bed with a sheet covering just a bit of his naughty bits. He looked fine, just waiting for my head bobbing up and down under the sheet
Paul Rudd—yes, definitely one of the sexiest actors. I will take him over Chris Evans or any of the other Marvel men.