I know that I say I despise a lot of things on this blog. I just ranted about that dumb cucumber scene from Men.com, but now we’re moving onto a whole new thing that deserves some hate! Presenting… the BallBag Face Mask!
The face mask in question is basically just a silicone mask that looks like a wrinkly sack of balls. It’s sold by BillysBallBags.com, a site that only sells testicle-centric merchandise, and will run you around £24.99.
I personally think that this is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen, but apparently I’m the only one. The site now has a notice on the item’s page that “due to high demand,” the item is currently not available for purchase.
Maybe people are just purchasing these as gag gifts for Christmas. I mean, at least I hope they are. I’ll honestly bully someone if I see them seriously wearing this and walking around a grocery store with just a giant pair of balls on their face.
Okay, so you know I fucking hate this shit. What about you? Are you a fan? Would you ever be caught dead wearing some balls on your face? Sound off below. (Oh, and if you’re curious, those big ol’ balls in the above header photo belong to Hoytt Walker in Beards, Bulges, and Ballsacks!)
I prefer balls to be real in in my mouth ! All they need is a slit on their head and they would a true dick head,!
Somehow I just can’t stop laughing. That being said, why not? This is America, the land of opportunity and if someone wants to wear this scrotum shaped face mask, who ‘am I to judge. This kind of reminds me of a T shirt i swy a guy in downtown San Francisco wear some time ago that had the caption ‘oral sex is a dark and lonely job but somebody’s got to do it’ Really, hope the designer and merchant make a killing on this.
@WILLIAM “BILL” MOORE, next time do your research. They are not an American invention, or entity.
“I personally think that this is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen”
It is. But it’s also really funny.
Gross!
Anyone who would order this POS, is a sex deviant psychopath!
ME!!
They have a rectal douche with the insertable section shaped like a penis. I imagine this Billy person to a 22 year old entrepreneur, which means that he’s probably 52 and doing this on a lark.