This Batman and Robin Gay Porn Parody Is Possibly The Weirdest Thing I’ve Seen In My Entire Life


The costumes! The (mis)casting! The everything else! Here’s a preview of an upcoming XXX parody called Batman and Robin, which features the most random cast in the history of gay porn. (And the above photo doesn’t even include a shot of the person playing the role of “The Penguin.”)

We’ve got John Magnum in a police uniform that is eighteen sizes too large, Mitch Vaughn as Batman (and also as Bruce Wayne, wearing a rug wig reminiscent of, well, John Magnum at the 2010 Grabbys), Kirk Cummings in a gas mask, Dominic Pacifico (as Robin?!), Spencer Williams as The Riddler, and retired(?) star Alessio Romero as someone in a suit. Rounding out the WTF factor: Chance “he’s still alive?” Caldwell, who hasn’t made a movie since 1982. Oh, and don’t forget The Penguin (mercifully, his role appears to be somewhat non-sexual), as played by Paul Votava. (Who?)

The fuck?

 

[BatmanAndRobinXXX.com]

 

33 thoughts on “This Batman and Robin Gay Porn Parody Is Possibly The Weirdest Thing I’ve Seen In My Entire Life”

  1. I think Kirk Cummings is pretty cute with a nice body. I’d maybe watch his scene just to see him get fucked, the rest looks so lame.

  2. I guess I am the only one looking forward to this film just to see Dominic Pacifico and his shaved head. Besides Dominic being so very sexy, he is one of the few performers who consistently gives his all to a scene.

  3. Missed Opportunity ....

    …….they needed to cast some chicks with dicks to play Barbara Gordon (Batgirl) and the Catwoman. They could’ve both fucked a villain or two ……

  4. Poor John Magnum (who I love). He is just swimming in that ridiculous “costume” that looks like a giant pair of pajamas and a hat 3 times too big. As for the rest: just pathetically awful, especially Robin.

  5. Good lord. I used to have a thing for Robin (as played by Burt Ward in the old Batman & Robin series) when I was a child, this has probably tainted that memory for ever.

  6. That’s some stuff you play when you are high on somthing. That’s not something you play when you are horny and want to jerk off.

  7. Sure the costumes are lame and cheesy after all it is a porno parody not a mainstream movie peoples and the only problem I have with it is the softcore porn.Where the fuck is the hardcore stuff like cock in ass shots and the cum shots too now this B.S.this garbage really could ruin my porn day.It’s one thing to do a bad porn movie it’s another to turn it into a softcore film and not show any penetration shots at all (what the fuck is up with that) they should be showing all the good things in the porn film of the men getting stuff in the ass with cocks.I recently heard rumors about Alessio-R retiring from gay-porn I wonder what made him decide to retire so soon what a shame I will miss him greatly he was alway a fantastic gay performer and very versatile in his gay-porn videos.Another big surprise in this gay-porn parody is Chance-Caldwell aka Jay-Huntington in str8-porn who hasn’t been in a gay-porn video in almost 2 years.That’s why I’m so shock to see him in another gay-porn video I thought he wenth back to str8-porn for good never to be seen in gay-porn again.I guess he learn the hard way that some str8-porn folks do read gay-porn blogs and that they we’re not fool by his gay-porn past at all and like every one else they know how to google for informations and use the internet too.And that they are aware of all his porno aliases both gay and str8 so therefore he is fooling no one but him-self even dough he has always had [ male escort ads ] on Rentboy.com,Massagem4m.com and Rentmen.com as well as escorting for.Pamela-Peak escort agency catering to women and couples only as str8-porn guy Jay-Huntington single men not include? So does this mean that he is { back in gay-porn again } for good now do tell Zach! By the way Chance-Caldwell does look kindna old and wore-out seem to have that kind of effect on it’s male porn talent pool enough said.

  8. this is a joke and it shouldn’t even get any attention. the porn business is dying a slow death. What a shitty cast, set, photography, etc…

  9. My god i never laugh so much in my life,this just looks so bad. Well,i suppose everyone have their personal kinks so maybe someone like it (i doubt it but whatever)

    1. Check the mirror, Mike. You’re older than you were yesterday. No need to be ageist…not to mention the fact that there are people who would find Mr. Caldwell more attractive than any of the rest of the guys in that photo.

  10. Have some fun people! At the end of the day, the dicks are coming out. It doesnt matter what the theme is, porn always goes the same direction. But because of the next post I will only picture John as Suzanne Somers lol

  11. Also I would love to see more super hero parodies in gay porn, but this is not what I had in mind. I was thinking more of a cross between Can-Am’s Hard Heroes and Titan’s Slick Dogs.

  12. Please remember that porn is only a fantasy. It’s on that basis that those who produce and promote unsafe sex videos do so.

  13. I’m embarrassed for everyone involved. They look ridiculous and I can’t believe what some models will do for a few hundred bucks.

  14. That Batman costume might actually work except for that fucking awful excuse for a cowl. Why would you put Michael Keaton Batman’s cowl on top of Adam West Batman’s costume, for fuck’s sake?

    And the fact that Robin’s costume looks like grown-up feety pajamas with more dick showing than Batman is a paradox that I just cannot reconcile.

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