So holy shit, basically. Check out these pictures I just saw of the delightful Tabatha Coffey presiding over Campus Thursdays at Splash on the night January 7, 2010.
And now look at this picture of a go-go boy, poor thing, who was there that very same night. Some people are worried that new massive particle accelorator called the Hadron Collider may produce a new sub-atomic particle that would create a black hole and destroy us all. But we should be more worried that Tabatha and her go-go boy might make eye contact. The universe would implode. And to think it almost happened.
UPDATE: We are screwed because Tabatha clearly does not understand the seriousness of the situation:
UPDATE #2: Someone (hint: it’s the same person as me) has been inspired to create the next biggest thing: GuysWhoLookLikeTabatha.tumblr.com
Campus Thursdays at Splash with Tabatha (Wilson Models)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.