The latest pair of newcomers from Next Door is kinda sorta not that hot!!
Sure, Bruno Sunshine (I shit you not) has kind of a goofy cuteness to him, if we were casting for Freaks & Geeks.
And Justin Star might appeal to, um, someone.
Justin (right) is the audition subject for this week’s “audition tape” with Markie More (see below), and Markie More does what he can to look interested in fucking him. Justin sounds like he might be Canadian and says he’s “into anal stimulation” and more of a bottom and “looking forward to doing some bottom work.”
Bruno Sunshine (left) does his first solo, and I’ve got no fucking idea who’s picking the names up at Next Door these days they’ve had Diesel White, the awkwardly spelled Brian Strowkes, Mr. Shane, Mr. Marvel, and let’s not forget the immediately forgettable John Smith. Yep, his name is Bruno Sunshine. He plays lacrosse. And I guess the cast him for his cock.
Is casting really this hard? Is Next Door just trolling the bus station at this point and handing out twenty-dollar bills promising there’s twenty more where that came from if somebody shows up for a shoot?
Here’s Justin Star’s Buddies Audition, with the always adorable Markie More. Better you than me, Markie.