This Porno Is Giving Me Spongebob And I Hate It

Are you ever halfway through jacking off and then realize that the porn you’re watching looks just like a 1999 episode of Spongebob Squarepants? Well, believe it or not, that just happened to me.

Yes – the newest scene from Men at Play is giving me some unfortunate Spongebob vibes. The scene revolves around Viktor Rom slobbering all over the seat of Malek Tobias‘ pants and then ripping them open for a lively bareback session. They hump. They groan. They cum. It’s a fun time had by all. 

The only issue with the scene is that Malek’s ripped blue pants look just like Spongebob’s ripped blue pants.

For those who don’t know, there’s a Spongebob episode where the character goes around purposely ripping his pants for laughs. There’s no humping. There’s some groaning. There’s no cumming. It’s a fun time had by all.

Malek Tobias, Viktor Rom

So why am I sharing this weird connection about ripped pants porn and Spongebob? I don’t know – my brain is broken.

But hey, there’s a chance this will attract someone with a Spongebob fetish and they will finally feel seen. They can pretend this is a human reenactment of the pants ripping episode and they can shoot ropes to the thought of Spongebob getting barebacked by some thick daddy cock.

If you’re not totally deterred by the Spongebob comparison, you can check out the entire ripped pants fuck session over at Men At Play. Don’t have a Men At Play account? Sign up now to take advantage of their huge Labor Day sale.

 

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