We’re super excited and incredibly horny for Halloween 2020! In order to properly celebrate the big day, we’re taking a look at 13 of our favorite ooky spooky scenes and movies from past and present. So ready your Halloween candy and stiff cock as we look through some of our favorite Halloween-themed scenes from some of the industry’s top porn studios for The Sword’s 13 Days of Hallowiener!
Okay, so with this “13 Days of Hallowiener” series, we’re supposed to be featuring our favorite Halloween porn movies, but we’re gonna have to put a pause on that. This movie isn’t our favorite, per se, but ridiculous enough that we have to feature it.
That’s right – we’re throwing it all the way back to 2010 and talking about the totally unnecessary Twilight gay porn parody, Twinklight. It’s a porn parody that I’m pretty sure no one asked for, but we got it anyway.
Twinklight is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a bunch of twinks with vampire fangs fucking each other in the butt. So if you’re super into spooky twinks penetrating each other, go ahead and watch this movie. If not, maybe don’t watch it, but keep reading this post so you can make fun of these ridiculous character names.
While Twilight centers around Edward and Bella, this parody centers around Edmund and Billa – because Billa is a totally normal name that is commonly seen in everyday life. Edward is played by Krys Perez and the iconic, well-named Billa is played by Skyelr Bleu.
Check out the movie’s official description:
In this highly anticipated Afton Nills’ feature film Billa plays an innocent twink searching for a new beginning. What he finds is the dark and dangerous world of vampires; an erotic and cryptic society filled with fucking and blood sucking. Billa spirals deeper into the underworld as he falls for the forbidden but irresistible Edmund, a strong and powerful vampire. Twinklight is a dramatic and graphic expose on the secrets, horrors and sexual fantasies of vampires. Watch as these young and deadly monsters take whatever pleasures they desire, reveling in a world of unrestrained gratification and hardcore twink fucking. Watch for more feature films from the new vampire saga Twinklight!
I would honestly have been on board with this movie if there was a solid Taylor Lautner look-a-like. There’s an okay Robert Pattinson actor, but no sign of a Taylor! Why go through all the trouble of making this movie if the end result doesn’t involve these two men fucking!? I guess they really just wanted to stick with the skinny twink thing and a beefy Taylor look-a-like would have ruined that fantasy. Pretty boring if you ask me.
So anyway, if you want to watch some horny, blood-thirsty twinks go at it with no Taylor Lautner look-a-likes in sight, you can currently stream three different Twinklight films over on NakedSword. Click to check out Twinklight, Twinklight Vampire Diary, and Twinklight Chronicles! Don’t have a NakedSword account? Sign up now to get a $20/month lifetime membership.
Are all porn actors children nowadays?
NO, your just getting old .
They’re either children or they’re inked. BORING!