(Warning: Most of these people are getting old and these photos/ screengrabs are from the past.)
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Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
(photo by David LaChapelle)
Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
(screengrab c/o squarehippies.com from 1985’s Private Resort)
Tommy Lee Jones, In the Valley of Elah
(screengrab from 2000’s Space Cowboys…
we’re sort of wishing now that Josh Brolin got nominated in this category)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Casey Affleck, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
(still from 2000’s Before Night Falls… hard-on? or just a partial.)
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson’s War
(okay, this is as far as we’re going with this one… a screengrab from a deleted scene from Boogie Nights where Hoffman played that super sad, super obsessed character Scotty)
Hal Holbrook, Into the Wild
(Yeah, fuck this. This seemed like a good idea until about now. We welcome any readers to go ahead and send us a sexy pic of Hal Holbrook from… whenever. The same goes for Tom Wilkinson. Otherwise, we’re done here. We’re going back to looking at Polaroids from the gay porn oscars.)
We Interrupt This GayVN Coverage to Bring You Sleazy Polaroids from the Glass Elevator
Deleted Scene: Boogie Nights (YouTube)
80th Annual Academy Award Nominations (Oscar.com)
Topless Stars (Us Weekly)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.