“Bring Your Dream To Life!” implore the producers of Da Hating Game for their Martin Luther King Day Sale. While MLK’s own dream speech did involve “the mighty mountains of New York” and the “beautiful symphony of brotherhood,” we’re not sure he meant Assault with a Blatino Weapon. But who knows: the Lord of da Pinga works in mysterious ways.

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