“There are no words,” says Gay Gamer in response to Wii’s Muscle March. The trick is to match the muscle-shaped holes in the walls that your bodybuilder friends make while chasing the protein powder thief.
I’m not sure why the muscle men run like faggots, why there are animals everywhere or why the game’s intended audience is young teens, but I’m glad that the U.S. is going to distribute this logical extension of Japan’s already well-documented obsession with things like Billy Herrington and avatars in speedos.
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.