1. Immensity (Les Parfums Immensity)
Having this in your bathroom cabinet is the equivalant of having Trojan
Magnums on top of your nightstand. Unless you’re Barrett Long or Brad
Patton, you might be overhyping.
2. Gentleman (Givenchy)
With top notes of cinnamon and tarragon, this sounds more like a bottom’s cologne to us. We’re thinking Victor Steele …
3. English Leather (Dana for Men)
RIP Kent North
4. Monsieur Musk (Dana for Men)
A Raging Stallion exclusive? It’s our nickname for Jake Deckard, anyhow. GRRRR!
The Scent of A Man (or Tom of Finland) (GayPornTimes)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.