Tony Buff Will Fuck Jesus Christ When He Dies

Below are some excerpts from The Pouf Questionnaire conducted by the long-established perverts at XX Factor. You can also visit Tony Buff’s blog here.

XX Factor: What’s the best thing about your penis?

Tony Buff: The best thing about my penis is that it’s attached to me. I don’t mean that to sound conceited. There isn’t anything too terribly special about my cock other than the fact that I have a creative mind and know how to use it.

XXF: What will give you an orgasm that makes you levitate?

TB: Contrary to popular belief, I do not levitate or walk on water. I can, however, turn blood into cum.

XXF: What fetish do you have that we might not see in your movies?

TB: Even though I’m bisexual, I doubt you’ll see me having sex with any women in a movie so long as I’m partnered with Titan Media. As far as I know, there has been only one Titan feature, a Joe Gage flick, that included sex with a woman and I don’t see them doing another anytime soon.

XXF: If you could spend 24 hours doing anything you want with any person on the planet, whom would you choose and what would you do?

TB: That reminds me of a story: A daddy bull and his son are standing on a hill looking over the herd of cows. The younger bull turns to his dad and says, “Let’s run down there and fuck one of those cows.” The daddy bull laughs and says to his son, “Why don’t we just walk down there and fuck every one of them?” Why have only one day or one person?

XXF: Share your weirdest come-on, either given by you or to you.

TB: My favorite come-on is straight to the point: “So, you want to go fuck or what?” Although, nothing piques my interest faster than someone saying, “I just got out of prison.”

XXF: What is the fastest way to get you into bed?

TB: The fastest way to get me into bed would be to abduct me, but be advised, I have a permit to carry a concealed weapon.

XXF: Do sex partners (or potential sex partners) relate to you differently when they know you make porn films?

TB: Yes, people relate to me differently when they know I perform in the industry. They run the gambit from repulsion to attraction. One fairly common phenomenon I’ve found interesting is the sense of familiarity and intimacy some people feel because they’ve beat-off while watching me on their TV screen or computer monitor. It’s kind of unnerving.

XXF: What s the biggest lie anyone ever told you, or you ever told someone else, in order to have sex?

TB: When I was 16 I told a 23-year-old sailor I was 18 in order to have sex with him. He had such a great looking ass I couldn’t help myself.

XXF: What’s the most unusual or fun thing you have ever had up your ass?

TB: I’ve had a lot of things up my ass, but I think the most fun was a foot. There is something about the ball of a foot pressing against the prostate that is just wild.

XXF: What is it about a person’s body that most makes you weak in the knees?

TB: I love big fat uncut cock, tight midsections, pretty faces, beefy legs … all kinds of body parts. But the one commonality among all the boys I play with on a regular basis is a tight firm round ass.

XXF: Where is the most daring place you have ever had sex? What did you do there?

TB: The wildest place I’ve ever had sex? Fuck. There have been a few … planes, trains, buses … Injun Joe’s Cave on Tom Sawyer Island at Disneyland when I was seventeen. But I guess the wildest would have to be the back of an M109, self-propelled howitzer with a Navy Corpsman while conducting field exercises when I was in the Marine Corps. That was just fuckin’ dangerous from a professional perspective.

XXF: At what age did you first watch porn?

TB: When I was 15 or 16 I rented a bisexual title featuring Jeff Stryker and one directed by William Higgins called Brother Load, from the video shop in Manhattan Beach owned by Quentin Tarantino using my mother’s account. I made my high school girlfriend give me a hand job while I watched them.

XXF: When did you lose your virginity? Who with?

TB: I don’t like that question. It’s loaded with archaic and medieval notions of sexuality, especially for those who have survived sexual abuse. I’m with my friend, Midori, on this one and would rather talk about when I claimed my sexuality. For me it was with the members of my first military SM family. They helped me explore what I thought was the darker side of my desires in a positive and healthy way without shame.

XXF: Share something personal or amusing that reveals your human side.

TB: I love performing but I hate crowds. I’m still a little claustrophobic and can’t stand it when people get all up in my bubble. And, it takes every ounce of control I can muster not to strike out when someone I don’t know touches me. Issues, you think?

XXF: Is there masturbation after death?

TB: I don’t know if there is masturbation after death, but if I ever find myself in front of the Pearly Gates I sure hope Saint Peter says, “Well, it’s about time, Mr. Buff. JC and the boys are waiting for you in the back room.”

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0 thoughts on “Tony Buff Will Fuck Jesus Christ When He Dies”

  1. The ball of a foot is ot the same thing as the heel of a foot.

    And if he can take somebody’s foot up his asshole, why does he only ever top on screen?

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