24 thoughts on “Too Sexy For Words: Next Door Male’s “Diego””

  1. Neil watch this commercial and you will get an idea of who I am.

    Just kidding but since you mentioned diamonds I thought it would be a good excuse to post it and she is one of my goddesses (not the Sheen kind though)

    When you pump yourself up with a bunch of chemicals and make yourself look like a freakish, unnatural looking cartoon character you aren’t exactly trying to make yourself inconspicuous are you? Doing porn just adds to that. I grew up in LA and saw the cartoon horror known as Angelyne up close, so I know about cartoonish looking people.

    The dark penis pump made his balls look like enlarged vaginal lips. He would be perfect for a John Waters version of porn (circa 1975).

  2. Estelle, when will you give me the chance to taste your pussy, because your words are like pearls, every one, so your ladypearls must taste like diamonds. And good point about other message boards, though I must remind you that I wasn’t accusing people of being hateful, just gay. It was I that brought the real hate. And I appreciate your elaboration on what you do and do not like about this Diego. Ironically, in looking back over the messages, it was the ‘baby huey’ comment that sickened me the most. Let’s make music together, Estelle. Take a chance.

  3. Neil, personally I’m not a size queen so don’t play that card with me. The guy is on the shorter side and underneath all of those bloated roided out muscles he has a cute face and if he had a physique like Tucker Scott’s or a few other guys on the shorter side I would say he is a nice looking guy. However the body acne, the razor bumps from shaving all of his body hair, and the cartoonish chemically enhanced body cancel all of that out.

    As far as this boards comments go and whatever you are blabbing about extinction and extermination, this place is a downright lovefest compared to what straight teenage and adult fanboys and fangirls write on IMDB, TWOP, and any other gossip website or fan forum.

  4. This particular board’s comments are perfect evidence, reason, and example as to why the old, usual, mainstream way of being and thinking gay, is heading for extinction. Also a good argument for why gays should be exterminated. And, yes, to be diplomatic, I must include myself.

    Half the shiteaters on this board wouldn’t being saying what they are saying or wouldn’t have chimed in at all if the dude pictured had a bigger dick.

    1. Uhm…I don’t care how big the dick is if it is attached to a insulting gay4pay performer. I’ll take a Riley Price over a Girth Brooks or a single Brady Jensen over a dozen Barrett Longs. Not all gay men are size queens at the expense of all else. I think the majority of gay men want to see an attractive, preferably gay, man who is in good shape in their porn. If you find him attractive then say so but don’t call other people “shiteaters” or proclaim gays, “should be exterminated”, simple because they have opinions. I think most of the posters were simply wondering why one of the most successful studios making gay porn, and turning a profit, right now would go against their branding (ND has said their guys are the hot young guy next door – not bodybuilders, under 30 (LOL) , and not overly hairy.) and select an average specimen in doing so. I think a studio that has made a practice of promoting straight homophobes and boring by the numbers porn for years can use a few reality checks.

  5. That has to be one othe smallest cocks i’ve ever seen! This guy is FUGLY! The sad thing is that if he hadn’t taken that quantity of ‘roids his face woulddn’t of been so bloated and would of been cute. Those calves are also small! His neck is gone! This guy is only good to put on all four and fuck that hot ass.

  6. Can you say ‘jumped the shark’…well I guess that had happened early last year but not NextDoor has been fully eaten by the shark. Guess it doesn’t matter what product you put out when you have big straight money behind you.

    1. The directors should be beaten, but the groundskeepers at Next Door are doing it right!

      Maybe they should swap places?

  7. no more NDS please

    this guy is NOT attractive at all!

    Micro dick, zits on ass/legs, face not appealing, body is bloated and not defined.

    It is the machine known as “Next Door Studios” that is churning out crap and using is affiliate clicks program to clog the blogosphere with this stupid shit.

    Not that the model is the problem, they could have made an effort to conceal some of his flaws. Its the studio fault as they don’t even try to produce quality; they still have Cody Cummings, who is very appealing on the eyes, yet DOES nothing gay! The dude is straight, I don’t get what the appeal is for gay men to get straight guys(who are disinterested) lame porn.

  8. Presented with out comment… Or a neck.

    Maybe his neck rises when he loses that “massive” hard on.

  9. This guy is still a person. I think this blog/these comments are unnecessarily mean. There are a ton of porn stars I don’t find attractive, not everybody has the same taste. I just feel bad for him.

  10. OK…My snarky first response was “Who shoved the air hose up George Lopez’s ass?” Kidding. Just not my type and Latin men usually get me singing the new Enrique. Also he is clearly more suited for Next Door’s partner Colt. I wonder if he will get a Cybersocket nom like Mike Matters? Oh who are we kidding Buddy Profits owns the Cybersockets so…Shoe in!!! :)

  11. damn, if this guy can do porn, so could I…

    Gimme Diego Sans ANY DAY of the week. but this guy….meh

    …..in another note, Zach, the captcha for me today is SuKED….is The Sword trying to tell me something?

  12. Go to any of the famous saunas-meat markets in Rio or Sao Paulo at any hour and you’ll find a dozen Diegos. Friendly as hell but just not my type.

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