1. Un-named Adult Bookstore
167 8th Avenue
NY, NY
Open 24 hours
“Guys, please douche before going here. Last night some queen didn’t properly douche and let me tell you that no amount of canned air freshner sprayed by that little Indian clerk could scare the smell away.”
2. (tie) Fair Theatre
90-18 Astoria Blvd.
Queens, NY
Open 11AM to Midnight
“I went twice, sucked countless dicks and was repeatedly fucked up my fat round ass. The third time I went, dressed completely as a woman, I was told ‘no dress allowed’ and not let in.”
Adult Variety Store
off Route 1
Avenel, NJ
Open until 2AM weekdays, 4AM weekends
“I went today, a Saturday. WOW is all I can say. They asked for my zip code. Big deal I could have put any zip code down. It was so packed there wasn’t an empty booth. Once I got in one, I sucked off 3 of the hottest guys. The clerks were very friendly and joked that as long as we fed the machines they didn’t care what went on. Really hot movies, by the way. It is far for me but I will be back.”
3. Fifteenth Avenue Adult Emporium
2125 North 15th Avenue
Melrose Park, IL
Open until 2AM weekdays, 4AM weekends.
“I went here this week to scope it out for my wife and I. It is much appreciated that this venue has not defined itself as either a gay or straight. The men-on-women sex in the theater is a refreshing change for those of us that are looking for a place to expose our ladies’ slutty sides. Mine likes to have strange men entertain her then deposit their loads.”
4. Slammer Club
321 W. Sunrise Blvd.
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Open 8PM to 4AM
“Great place, lots of action but (yup, there’s always a ‘but’, eh?) the place is getting the younger twink crowd that pushes away and kills the joy (to some extent). I went there for a year and gradually it got less hot and a bit more stuck-up (maybe the crowd from the club on Broward Blvd?). Anyway, I quit going because I like younger guys and the ones there now have too much attitude. The last straw was from this beautiful young Latino that literally punched my hand away as I touched him while he was fucking some old dude. I was embarrassed, and told him off, and a crowd was looking at me and him like ‘what the fuck’. (No, I am not old either). After a year of going I tore up my card. I’ll fly out of here and cruise in New York, Toronto, LA, etc. I’ve had better luck there with twinks.”
5. K & B Newsstand
1004 F Street NW
Washington, D.C.
(now closed)
“Sadly, it’s not rat urine. It’s human. Guys just piss in the booths because the owner refuses to open a public restroom. And the opening/closing of the basement seems to be a call of the desk and how much staff is there. I never know for sure no matter how far you drive or take time/money to park.”
6. Main Street Video
372 Mystic Avenue
Somerville, MA
“I went here tonight and what the other comments say is true. But, for me, I wasn’t so lucky. Granted, there are a lot of Latino guys there and some muscle guys that are very hot. Unfortunately, I’m approaching middle age, bald, average size endowment, stocky — tou get the picture. I don’t think I could have scored even if I had gone there with a date! Honestly, it is worth checking out. Just don’t go thinking it’s a definite hookup unless you, yourself, always find someone to hookup with when you go out.”
7. The Blue
206 8th Avenue
NY, NY
Open 24 hours
“Ladies, I love chocolate as much as the next dirty white boy but please wash yourself. I was chewing on a big buck black boy’s smelly dick and had my fingers stuck up his sticky butthole when it occurred to me he might’ve at least washed. This is not an isolated incident as I’ve noticed other big buck black boys who could use a good scrubbing. Thank you, in advance, for washing before you step out.”
8. Hawks Gym
953 E. Sahara Avenue
Building 35, Suite 102
Las Vegas, NV
Open 24 hours
“This is a fine bathhouse. I was in Vegas for a week last year and ended up going every night. No, it didn’t hurt that I’m in good shape and have a good body. I got plenty of attention. I’ll definitely go back.”
9. DC Adult Books
I-65, Horse Cave, KY
Open 24 hours
“For a Friday afternoon, this place was hopping! A good mix of both young and old. I sucked off two daddy cocks in the gay theatre in my first fifteen minutes there. Then I serviced four other cocks in the other theatre and booths.”
10. Studs
7734 Santa Monica Blvd.
West Hollywood, CA
Open 24 hours
“I decided to try it out. Glad I did. First I got fucked by five guys while bent over the sink. As soon as one guy would shoot his load another would take his place. I then sat on a nice cock in the tranny room. Next I went to the room with the sofas and got fucked three times. I will definitely be going back.”
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