For others in the gay-o-sphere, it’s the one day of year when they’re free to dress like a sexy jack-o-lantern just like any prepubescent whore might at the local junior high school.
We’re not hating, we LOVE sluts and their funny outfits. Show off your gym bod on this unholiest of holy days if you must! But just so you know, we’ve been looking around the pumpkin patch, and some of your looks are T-I-R-E-D.
And now, let’s just pay tribute to Mr. Blackwell for a sec and give you our list of ten costumes you have got to stop wearing this year.
10. Sexy Clowns
Come on, you creepy perverts. We shouldn’t have to tell you this is wrong. Funny, yes. Scary, definitely. Sexy? NEVER! CLOWNS WILL NEVER BE SEXY. STOP TRYING TO MAKE SEXY CLOWNS HAPPEN. THEY ARE NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. If you personally are attracted to clowns and find this list item offensive, EW! That is SO GROSS.
9. Madonna
8. Sarah Palin
7. A Chippendale
6. A 70s Athlete
5. Sexy UPS Man
4. Patsy
3. Brokeback Mountain
2. Batman & Robin
1. The Village People
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Madonna… for real? Right, like that’s never been done by a gay person before.
I listed my own 10 Gay Halloween Costumes on my blog.
I’m afraid my list is better.
;-)