Put it in me, coach! The Super Bowl is just days away, but who cares who wins? What we really want to know is who the hottest coach is! We already looked at the Top 10 Hottest Quarterbacks of the 2021-22 NFL Season, and now it’s time to drool over daddies. Which one of these coaches is your favorite? Vote in our poll!
The coach fantasy remains one of my favorite of all time. This hot Falcon pairing between Devin Franco and cum pig Jesse Zeppelin illustrates why…
Which one of these daddies do you want to play with the most?
10. Mike Tomlin, Pittsburgh Steelers
Mike exudes cool…and has a great smile when he isn’t looking so serious!
9. Kyle Shanahan, San Francisco 49ers
I bet this salt-and-pepper scruff would feel great on my hole…
8. Sean McVay, Los Angeles Rams
Hired by the Rams in 2017 at age 30, Sean became the youngest coach in modern NFL history. Is he even a daddy? Who cares…he’s hot. (Hi there, khaki bulge!)
7. Matt LaFleur, Green Bay Packers
I love someone who knows how to score with balls and drive hard with Packers.
6. Kliff Kingsbury, Arizona Cardinals
“Cliff” is like the hottest name ever, and when you spell it with a “K” it’s even sexier. Plus, Kliff really knows how to wear a white button-down shirt. (And check out those guns!)
5. Mike Vrabel, Tennessee Titans
He was hot as a player with the Patriots, and has grown into his daddyhood. Bonus points for that time he sported a pornstache and gave us hung David Anthony vibes circa Titan…
4. John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens
Jesus with that face and smile!!!
3. Kevin Stefanski, Cleveland Browns
Kevin has stunning eyes, great hair and really embraces the full salt-and-pepper beard. And was also hot as a player…
2. Robert Saleh, New York Jets
With his smooth head and fuzzy forearms, Kyle is a stud from head to toe. He sometimes sports scruff, which looks amazing on him…
1. Dan Campbell, Detroit Lions
The Lions sucked this year, but who cares? Dan is 6-foot-5 and 250+ muscular pounds, a big burly beast of a man. Wreck. Me. Now.
Who do you think is the hottest coach? Vote in our poll, then vote in our poll for the Hottest Quarterbacks of the 2021-22 NFL Season!
And for more of your coach porn fix, check out Colton Reece getting a private lesson with coaches Max Konnor and Beau Butler at Falcon!
Overall, a “most worthy, thirsty” list! LOL.