They’re continuing this pseudo romantic Suite 33 series over at Men.com, and Part 3 features Topher DiMaggio talking about how much he loves Dato Foland, and then fucking him.
According to this convoluted premise, Suite 33 is supposed to be some kind of magical hotel room, because 33 is a magic number, the number of love, blah blah. And there’s a lot of talk about love, which is kind of new from the studio that brought you Prison Shower Part 1, 2, 3, and 4, not to mention 800,000 orgies in the same weight room.
Earlier we got to see Paddy O’Brian getting all lovey in this same funereal, gray hotel room set (which actually only consists of two walls and a bed as far as I can tell), having sex with Andrea Suarez. And did I mention they replace all the Es with 3s in the credits.
So, Scene 1 starred TOPH3R DIMAGGIO and DONATO R3Y3S, and now TOPH3R is back fucking Dato Foland. So wait. Was he like super in love with Danato, and then in the fickle style of 99% of gay men, he quickly fell in love with Dato and kicked Donato’s ass to the curb? Because I totally get that. Dato is way hotter.
Anyway, it’s fiction! Nobody loves anybody. Except Dato presumably loves Damien Crosse, who’s his actual boyfriend.