If Tory Mason hadn’t already stolen our hearts back in January,
we’d have a tough time choosing between the forty or so bombshells
spread out before us. Granted you can’t see their moneymakers, and
since all white people look alike to us, it really comes down to the
haircuts. Kurt Wild’s nouveau red Caesar gives him a boost of Tori Amos bravado, and beau-hunk Tim Hamilton‘s
curly white locks echoes Jayne Mansfield (he’s got the chest, too!).
We’d be remiss not to mention Mark Vincent’s game-show host pompadour,
or Ben Andrew’s gentle wave, but in the end it is, of course, Tory
Mason’s post-hawk, a kitten-ish burst of Nermal blond hair that has us
voting him to be not only Freshmen of the Year, but also the next Abe
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.