The Ultimate Salad Toss

The video has gone viral, but it missed the most important part: it’s not what you do in front of a salad, it’s how you toss it that matters. And we’ve collected the evidence to prove it.

Last Monday, the Men update du jour was “Right In Front Of My Salad?” By this week, the actress (Nikki V) speaking the title line during the video went viral — as in BuzzFeed viral. On Twitter, it sparked a veritable buffet of memes.

In reality, it was typical Men fare. Ex-Sean Cody star Jake, now Jake Porter, is a chef hired by Jaxton Wheeler to make a meal for his wife. Jaxton missed the part Jake was a naked chef. But despite the Mrs. being around, Jaxton didn’t miss the fuzzy target of Jake’s hole.

 
But sorry, Jake, to you and your Trump loving hole we say, try again. As we looked at earlier this week in #CelebrityCock, the real naked chef to get hot and bothered about is Franco Noriega. But when it comes to salad tossing as we know it, it’s been harvest time all summer…

 
Like Dakota Rivers taking a bite out of a very jacked Josh Conners in “The Trainer: No Excuses” for Hot House.

 
Or Falcon Studios Group exclusive (FSGe) JJ Knight making a meal out of fiancee & fellow exclusive Brent Corrigan in “MXXX: The Hardest Ride” from NakedSword Originals

 
And in the previous scene from “MXXX: The Hardest Ride”, there was parole officer Johnny V making sure Gabriel Alanzo wasn’t trying to hide any contraband.

 
The spit then nuzzle technique is also popular at the “Drive Thru” as demonstrated by FSGe Bruno Bernal and Lucas Allen for Raging Stallion.

 
Alex Mecum and Tex Davidson showed us how to turn a side salad into a full meal deal in “Sling” at TitanMen.

 
When it was Jesse Jackman’s chance to snack on Liam Knox’s garden in “Audition”, it looked more like the hunger games.

 
Paul Canon, Dalton Briggs in Ty Thomas, & Jackson Traynor highlighted the merits of a raw diet in “Cuddle Time” at NextDoorRaw.

 
There was Hoyt Kogan showing Jeroen Mondrian that having a double-jointed tongue ensures you really clean your plate properly in “Game Of Love” for BelAmi.

 
Ryan Rose turned Tommy Regan’s ass into an MRE in “Code Of Silence” for Falcon.

 
And finally, also from “The Trainer: No Excuses”, there was that time when FSGe Autsin Wolf and Johnny V turned Jeremy Spreadums’ hairy ass into a tag team salad bar in a scene that put all previous fuck trains to shame.

 
But since there is no shame in our game …