Tracy Morgan Is Really, Really Sorry

Today in Nashville. I kept waiting for him to fuck up and for Liz Lemon to come in and save this awkward mess. Instead, a cliché-ridden 4-minute apology for saying things that, while not civilized or mature, can hardly be considered a surprise, considering the source. Hello, it’s Tracy Morgan. Meanwhile, the group that facilitated all of this, GLAAD, tries to act like their organization isn’t crumbling around them after their leader was exposed as a crook over the weekend. Ugh. Go away, all of you.

9 thoughts on “Tracy Morgan Is Really, Really Sorry”

  1. Never going to complain about roast pig so the red cotton velvet works for me.

    Now lover, we might have the start of our first fight. Most gay porn lacks any color correcting, and College Dudes is no worse than the others. Heck, Corbin Fisher is no racial rainbow :-). Most producers out there are more willing to produce a monochrome product.

    Are you into wedding gifts? I prefer donations made in our names.

  2. oh Tracy Morgan I don’t know what’s worse this incident, your stay on SNL, or your stay on 30 Rock. what the hell is funny about 30 rock anyways I found it a complete bore, and he pretty much makes it worse. I don’t believe he should apologize for what he said. He should apologize for being a fraud, as he is in no way funny.

  3. I can work around the vagina :-) And my love has increased because you said “best barbecue joint.” Fall wedding?

    What? You don’t know Rick McCoy? He got his start at CollegeDudes 24/7 and now is an exclusive with Cocksure.com.

    1. Fall wedding works – how do you feel about a medieval themed wedding? I have 10 yards of red cotton velvet I keep meaning to sew into something. I bet we could get my parents to pay for a whole roast pig if we did that.

      As for Rick McCoy, I don’t fuck with College Dudes and probably won’t until they start color correcting like decent folks. All their fair-haired boys look red and all their least-dash-of-ethnic boys look jaundiced. It kills me. But I will watch a Cocksure scene all day long. So I’ll have to get on that.

  4. I feel like I’m watching some 10 year old boy whose mom made him recite an apology. This is just awkward and uncomfortable.

  5. Asenath,

    Will you marry me? :-)

    I can’t get too upset about Morgan’s apology tour. Sure it’s forced, and GLAAD has zero credibility, but anytime the real travails of gay kids earn mainstream press I’m not going to complain.

    My proposal of matrimony still stands by the way. What vid did you end up watching? Right now I’m lusting all over Rick McCoy.

    1. If you don’t mind being married to an oversexed workaholic with a vagina, we might could do this. I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I intend to have the reception catered by the best barbecue joint in town.

      I ended up watching the Corbin Fisher update that came out this afternoon. Mmm. Rudy and his floppy mop hair and his ridiculous chinstrap & his greedy bottoming tendencies. Love it. I am not familiar with Rick McCoy’s body of work. Suggestions? Highlights?

  6. I don’t care if he’s sorry. He’s still a jackhole. I don’t care if GLAAD vets him. They’re still a no-credibility faux-charity. I have a cheesesteak on the way and videos of slender young men rubbing themselves against each other sensually to watch. I don’t have time to watch this video.

    1. Oh my god, this remark is beautiful. The entire discursive field is changing and I think for the better. No more bromides or platitudes a out difference and acceptance all the while living life within predominant notions of heteronormativity. Sartre says it best although I think a slight adjustment is appropriate – whereas he says, “after 50 one has the face one deserves” I think it best to say, “after 30” or “after your first million you have the face you deserve” and tracy’s face is just plain ugly (as is his body).

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