Ben & Arthur was made by this guy, Sam Mraovich, who as far as we can tell took his friends advice after producing his opus and fell back on a career in real estate. It ranks as the #4 worst film in history by IMDb users, and even a sale page on TLA Video (low stock! buy now!) can’t bring itself to say anything good about it, besides the fact that Jamie Brett Gabel (pictured) is nice to look at.
But f you’re as semi-amused and amazed as we are by the trailer for this 85-minute masterpiece of incompetent cinema–you can still own your own copy! Only $17.99! Act now, or you may lose your chance to own a piece of gay D-movie history. (Thanks to Gay Men’s Social Crisis for reminding us of this gem.)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.