“Training Time” For Christian Wilde

“Training time. This is going to be attempted in my butt in about ten minutes,” NakedSword exclusive Christian Wilde wrote of the dildo on the left. As for the dildo on the right: “Ohhhh you my friend. We will meet soon to do battle.” I was only kidding when I started the rumor about him bottoming for the first time, but I guess Christian is taking it seriously?

 

13 thoughts on ““Training Time” For Christian Wilde”

    1. Karl Rove's Mama's Dead Vag

      I’m analyzing the dil signature on the (let the) right one (in) It’s either a Christian Siriano or a Courtney Love.

  1. Make Them Eat It

    Here’s why I love Christian Wilde: He always feels authentic. You read anything he’s written or see his behind-the-scenes vids and it all sticks to the same narrative that just makes sense. You never see/read anything from Christian that makes confuses you or makes you feel bad for him or makes you feel like he’s trying to tell you a story that ain’t the truth.

    This is why I find Christian devastating–in the best way: He seems like a real person. A real person that happens to look/fuck like that guy you (OK, I mean me) always hoped to meet.

    To put it another way, he’s one of the few porn stars that have lasted more than a minute who still seem to be completely fucking delighted and joyful to fuck a dude within an inch of their life and get paid for it. All the while not getting off on being “more of am man” than them or hurting/degrading them (unless that’s what they want… and then he’ll, happily, go the extra mile).

    I think Christian is delightful, is what I mean to say.

    1. Make Them Eat It

      I have already begun a complex and painful series of rituals to make up for the typos in my last comment.

      I put on the Original Cast Album of Sweeney Todd and started self-flagellating along with that creepy song, where that guy whips himself, that was cut from the show. Yeah. I made that reference. I’m that kind of homo. AND I’m nerdy about porn. Don’t be jealous. Eat a dick instead.

      But, seriously, Christian is peachy keen.

  2. Well, it may not be so far-fetched., After all Christian was lent out to Cocky Boys for “The Haunting” finale. And Austin is still with Cocky Boys right? Could it be that CB may be the place for a Wilde & Wilde reunion…with different results than their encounter in that RSS movie “The Wilde Bunch?”?

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