I’ve been wearing gay-for-pay underwear from NextDoorClothing.com all day and it’s starting to bring out my inner straight guy, so I better take it off. I want to bring out my inner cum dumpster and my inner insane person, so now I’m going to buy some underwear from Treasure Island and Pierre Fitch.
Treasure Island Media has announced an upcoming revamp of their “TIM Gear” line:
Today, I am pleased to share with you some top-secret, never-before-seen mock-ups for the ALL NEW 2012 TIMGear line-up. With your feedback in hand, we made key changes to several of your favorites and added new items you’ve been begging for. …I promise you, this is just the beginning, stay tuned as we announce other cool, new products perfect for the inner breeder in all of us.
And then Pierre Fitch went on Twitter and said this:
Part of me is an inner fucktard with an asshole that is dripping cum, but my other inner part of me is a crazy person who is freaking out on the internet all day long. Which kind of underwear should I buy?
My underwear tells the story of who I am sexually. My underwear represents my hopes and dreams. My underwear makes a profound statement about who I am as a consumer and who I am as a gay man. My underwear has skid marks sometimes. My underwear is a way of life. I am my underwear. We are all my underwear.