Legendary Hole: The Best of Christian has just been released by those classy gals at Treasure Island Media. And as founder Paul Morris puts it, “If Christian’s bunghole were a brand, it would be Coca-Cola.”
I’m not sure that surname-free bareback power bottom Christian is all that famous outside of TI’s fanbase, but ok.
Christian gave an interview for the blog in which he basically says he’ll let anyone fuck him. The uglier the better.
I’m attracted to lots of things. I’ve learned to not be attracted to any one thing. I don’t want to limit myself that way. I mean, obviously I love big dicks. If they have a big dick I can pretty much look past whatever. … To be honest, I’ve gotten to the point now where if I’m getting fucked by a guy that I don’t find attractive, I’m really turned on. It’s a little fucked up, but it opens a lot of possibilities.
Anyway, he sure has taken a lot of loads in his day! In fact, the anthology, which is on 3 DVDs, includes 19 scenes as well as a “Nine Year Cum Count,” which is 90 full minutes of just cum shots that Christian has taken.
It’s like if you robbed a sperm bank and drank it all. Or like you were a hooker hired by a Mexican prison to keep the inmates quiet. Basically I don’t understand how he has a functioning colon anymore.