No, you didn’t step into a time machine that brought you back to 2012. Yes, it’s actually 2022 and yes, we’re actually talking about Thrift Shop rapper Macklemore. The reason? His big dick.
In a recent Instagram post, the three-time Grammy winner opened up to his nearly 5 million followers about his experience touring with a shredded meniscus. To go with the post, Macklemore shared a carousel of images that included a snapshot of him in the hospital wearing only some sunglasses and a pair of cucumber-colored briefs underwear that are tight enough to show off his apparently impressive cucumber. Take a look below and see for yourself:
And an even closer look if you’re curious:
So there you have it. You’ve got your 2022 update on Macklemore. He’s still a person, he’s still touring, he’s got a shredded meniscus, and he’s now we know he’s some truly Instagram-worthy VPL hiding in his shorts. Good for him. We hope he’s healing well and is able to post some more bulge pics sometime in the near future.
Liars. There is nothing behind that curtain.
I always figured he had a big dick by the he carried himself. He’s cute, now if he would only slip those briefs off :)
Well yeah. His lack of sexual insecurity demonstrated in part by his support for gay rights (before it was REALLY cool to do so) despite being straight should have clued you in to that. Not talking out of my a$$ either, every last one of my “so what you’re gay” straight male friends…packing.
LOLOL, THIS must have been a “slow news day…” hehe, couldn’t resist a teensy snark!