Two Gaylebrities, Two Awful Songs With the Same Title

 

Because it’s not enough to be known simply as a flamboyant ice skater, Johnny Weir would like to be a singer, too! Oh, fine. Do that. I don’t need to tell you what I think of his “music,” because really.

Also, I only listened to the first 30 seconds of Weir’s new song, “Dirty Love,” so maybe it gets better after that?

 

 

Where did Johnny get the inspiration for the title, “Dirty Love”? Because here’s West Hollywood actor/singer Chris Salvatore with his own song called “Dirty Love,” which was released earlier this year. I hope both men paid their computers well for all the vocal assistance. And, once again, I only listened to the first 30 seconds of this track, too, so maybe it’s eventually excellent.

If I had to choose, I’d say that Salvatore’s song is better, mainly because he has a pretty penis and also because when I met him once he was actually a nice guy. So, Chris Salvatore wins, the end.

Here are naked photos of him from his movie Eating Out 9: The Final Chapter, and another random one I like.

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0 thoughts on “Two Gaylebrities, Two Awful Songs With the Same Title”

  1. Ummm, I’ve slept with Chris his dick is not big at all. I might describe it as a shower NOT a grower, but in that second pic I would almost say ‘Photoshop’
    hmmmmm

  2. the pic from the movie is too blurry to tell, but he’s probably got some shrinkage or he’s totally limp. in the bathroom pic he’s clearly got a major semi.

  3. Chris is far more attractive so I’m voting for him as well. Didn’t listen to the song. You don’t have to be able to sing to have a singing career.
    He looks VERY talented.

    (I’m referring to his penis, in case that wasn’t obvious)

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