You can’t even write some smut on the internet without corporate America trying to kill your boner.
Earlier this week Twitter user @FitnessGayz reposted a steamy video of someone getting dicked down in the passenger seat of a car and gave the video a steamy caption. He wrote all about his south mouth being pounded by his pent-up Uber driver.
“Took an Uber today and I started a conversation w/ my Uber driver about sex,” FitnessGayz tweeted. “I told him it’s been awhile since I got fucked by my bf. He said “yeah, it’s been awhile since I fucked my girl too.” I could see his hard dick thru his jeans. He pulled over…”
Took an Uber today and I started a conversation w/ my Uber driver about sex. I told him it’s been awhile since I got fucked by my bf. He said “yeah, it’s been awhile since I fucked my girl too.” I could see his hard dick thru his jeans. He pulled over… https://t.co/gysCDcxyKF
— Home of Sexual (@fitnessgayz) February 25, 2020
It’s a hot caption that pretty much everyone can relate too. I’m sure most people have fantasized about fucking an Uber driver at some point or another. And a lot of people actually have fucked their Uber drivers before! Wanting to get your cheeks clapped by a random stranger in a silver Prius is a natural feeling that everyone has. But according to Uber, you’re not allowed to act on those feelings. Less than twelve hours after the video was posted, the cock-blocking company decided to make sure no one was actually sharing cock in their rideshare.
“We take reports like this very seriously and want to follow up with you directly,” Uber Support tweeted. “Please provide us with your email address via DM so we can escalate this issue.”
Uber is a company known for their mediocre customer service, so it’s shocking that they’re even trying to intervene and offer help – especially since no one asked for their support! Even if this situation and caption were real, there’d be nothing to report. Their employee wasn’t getting any pussy from his girl, so this kind passenger gave his consent to have the driver pull off the road and blow his load. Let these adult men fuck in peace!
Fitnessgayz eventually tweeted back that the entire situation was fake and there was nothing to report.
“Hey Uber, thanks for checking in but these stories are fiction,” Fitnessgayz tweeted.
Hey Uber, thanks for checking in but these stories are fiction
— Home of Sexual (@fitnessgayz) February 25, 2020
The original video that Fitnessgayz is from @younggotti8, so if you’re looking for more content from that fat cock you can check him out on Twitter. But don’t mention Uber if you repost any of his content or they’ll come after you!
That someone actually thought that video was real is what gets me. It’s obviously professionally shot video. Not some quick pump and dump caught on a smart phone in some parking lot.
I am a ride share driver and I’ve had SO MANY guys come on to me it’s amazing. I don’t do anything because I don’t want to lose my job. but I’m sure some guys do. I actually had a young guy take his cock out and masturbate in the back seat.