We hear you, hon. A good man is hard to find. But don’t give up! There must be plenty of good and loyal gay boys in Britain who’d be more than willing to shack up with a wealthy 49-year-old former pop star who now lives mostly as a woman and looks kinda like Jocelyn Wildenstein!
Below, care of the UK Mail, Pete (as geisha) and Michael cutting their totally crazy wedding cake last July.
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