Underwear Model Max Emerson Launches New Web Series, Makes Colby Melvin Pretend To Be Straight

Categorically fuckable underwear model Max Emerson has launched a new web series called Max’s Underpants, and the tongue-in-cheek point, I guess, is to teach other aspiring “underwear supermodels” the ins and outs of visible penis lines, and such.

First, here’s a photo of Max hanging from a chin-up bar in Santa Monica, from his extremely popular Instagram.

 

 

 

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Some of you may remember Max for getting naked in that Adore Delano video. There are also a lot of photos of him on the web showing off his pubes and bare ass.

The new web series co-stars Willam Belli, who gets the privilege of fondling Max’s junk and saying a few lines.

And before you say “Max sounds like a totally arrogant douche,” allow me to explain that totally arrogant douches who look like Max are basically my dream come true. I have low self esteem. And sometimes I masturbate to his Instagram.

Here’s Episode 1, all about VPL (visible penis lines).

 

And here’s Episode 2, which features future porn star Colby Melvin pretending to be a straight underwear model (he is not, FYI), named Mondo. Max may misuse the word “idyllic,” but I would still marry him and let him verbally and physically abuse me until I die.

 

 

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7 thoughts on “Underwear Model Max Emerson Launches New Web Series, Makes Colby Melvin Pretend To Be Straight”

  1. this Colby guy while possibly cute is NOT my type at all, AC has much better looking gay latino models of sexual persuasion. I don’t get the attention, just my two cents

  2. OK, I can’t watch the 2nd episode until someone assures me there will not be a drag queen in it. Also, it’s a shame NPH didn’t know about the bread thing for the Oscars, instead of doing whatever it was he did.

  3. This guy’s entire schtick is that he’s hot and he thinks we should acknowledge it. He has nothing at all of relevance to say. NEXT!

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