Categorically fuckable underwear model Max Emerson has launched a new web series called Max’s Underpants, and the tongue-in-cheek point, I guess, is to teach other aspiring “underwear supermodels” the ins and outs of visible penis lines, and such.
First, here’s a photo of Max hanging from a chin-up bar in Santa Monica, from his extremely popular Instagram.
The new web series co-stars Willam Belli, who gets the privilege of fondling Max’s junk and saying a few lines.
And before you say “Max sounds like a totally arrogant douche,” allow me to explain that totally arrogant douches who look like Max are basically my dream come true. I have low self esteem. And sometimes I masturbate to his Instagram.
Here’s Episode 1, all about VPL (visible penis lines).
And here’s Episode 2, which features future porn star Colby Melvin pretending to be a straight underwear model (he is not, FYI), named Mondo. Max may misuse the word “idyllic,” but I would still marry him and let him verbally and physically abuse me until I die.