First Unzipped blog scooped horny bloggers everywhere by tracking down the first risque images of Mr. Breedlove, shown below. Now, with this self-serving letter to Beau, Unzipped Media is lubing up its PR machine in the wake of its acquisition by Regent Media. (Regent also owns here! Networks, which is the television equivalent of a Giardia infection.)
Calling Mr. Breedlove “the nation’s newest notorious intern,” the formal offer was released yesterday:
Unzipped Media, publishers of the world’s top-selling erotic men’s magazines Men, Freshmen, and Unzipped as well as the highly trafficked website Unzipped.net, is extending an official invitation to Beau Breedlove, former intern of compromised Portland, Ore., Mayor Sam Adams, for a cover story and a full nude photo layout in the pages of one of the Unzipped Media properties.
The cover would include a nude photo session, naturally. Go for it, Beau! But first you’ll have to come up with a name that evokes motel-room barebacking porn. Oh wait. You’ve done that.
Some dumb Oregon mayor is a child fucker (Unzipped blog)
Unzipped Media offers cover to Portland’s most infamous mayoral intern (Unzipped blog)
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