Jeffries’ review of the P-3 Power Balls from Doc Johnson is amusing enough as a piece of sex writing, but he also manages to get in both some helpful hints for pleasuring onesself with anal beads, and a good Consumer Reports style rundown of this particular products’ pros and cons.
I was happy with just the one vibrating ball inside, trying all the settings (and liking the double-pulse one the best), with the additional bonus that the other balls hanging out would rub against my testicles and vibrate there. I put in the next one and it, too, was fun; just not double the fun of the one vibe… With just the one ball left in it felt great, but I discovered something about anal beads I didn’t know: It’s not that you have to pull them out during orgasm for them to feel good, it’s that pulling them out feels so good it can induce an orgasm.
Just the kind of service journalism we at The Sword want first thing on a Monday morning.
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I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.