Like Pavlov’s dog salivates at the sound of a bell, homos across the world have no choice but to give in to their violent, Summer-triggered cravings for body glitter and float streamers. Not even a war zone can stop us. The Washington Post reported that the email invitation to employees of the U.S. Embassy promises a “Gay Pride Theme Party” at Baghdaddy’s, a pub for embassy employees.
The invitation below urges its members to celebrate “With color…and in costume! Dress in drag or as a gay icon.” There will even be prizes, one for Best Dressed Gay Icon (Justin Gaston, anyone?) and another for Best Lip Synch Performance. No word yet on whether there will also be a prize for anyone who’s able to walk home from the bar without getting murdered by a government-sanctioned killing squad.
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very. very. cool.
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