We’ll go ahead and file this one under “Why We Thank God We’re Gay.” Air Sex is an organization that throws competitions across the US to see who can be the craaaziest — sort of like a competition to see who can write the quirkiest Yelp review. But the Salt Lake City competition, originally scheduled for tomorrow night at a place called Urban Lounge, has been cancelled because Utah hates sex.
The Air Sex official website states that “the Alcoholic Beverage Commission felt that Air Sex constituted a lewd act and threatened to pull the license from our venue if the show went on.” Tough luck, guys! Maybe you should hit up LookAtThisHipsterFucking.com for some inspiration on how to have real sex and still look like an asshole. Below are two sample videos that you should not watch.
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.