First, A-Rod was spotted in Miami being watched over by Vadge’s London gal pal Gwyneth. Given all the revelations about our Lady of Perpetual Yogilates’ uber-controlling nature, we take it as a given that, so long as they’re dating, A-Rod will never be allowed out in public again without a loyal minion escort. After all, he has the “heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body,” and cougars never share their prey.
Next there’s the shocking (seriously fucking SHOCKING) news that Guy Ritchie isn’t going after a cent of Madonna’s money. We probably shouldn’t be surprised that the prenup was air-fucking-tight, but still… we were kind of hoping for more insane shit-slinging shenanigans to get us through the winter months. Ah, well.
Finally, Madonna emerged from her meat locker last night to attend some Gucci-sponsored UNICEF dinner wearing this fugly grass dress, and since every fag blog in the nation is covering it, we didn’t want those loyal readers who only read our superior site to feel left out. Cheers.
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UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
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