Hey fairies, if you want me to keep contributing to your gay little blog here, you best keep me stocked up on all of my favorite things. Here’s what I want.
You think I’m gonna keep writing all my blog posts here for free? Time for you queers to show some respect and buy me something.
Almost everything on the list is for me and my personal use, although there are a couple of items I might share and/or use with my lady friends.
Here are a few of the things I want most of all, if you’re looking for a place to start. I’ll expect items to start arriving within the next two business days, so get shopping, fruits.
Van Nailen’s Amazon Wish List:
Now that I think of it, isn’t you buying me a gift basically a gift to yourself, considering this is what you fags love to do—shop? Get to it, fudgepackers: Van Nailen’s Amazon Wish List.
Get this unattractive tub of lard off this site. No self respecting gay man is attracted to the likes of him.
Thanks for this. Laughed out loud at the can of Chef Boyardee. God, that was funny…
To quote a common Datalounge phrase: He makes momma’s mussy wet!
Can I assume the meat-in-the-can is the “High Priority” item? It’s easier for us fairies if you stars do prioritize.
I think Ms Fairchild’s poster should be given as a plus for those who buy Chef Boyardee Big Beefaroni and not sold by $19,99 ( to expensive ).
Van… a real crossdresser or travestite has skills that make this panty with a latex vagina unnecessary. Learn how to use your body so we can save $79,99 for more Chef Boyardee Big Beefaroni to you… You, lil’fruit.
Where is Chelsea? I heard something about a job that was offered to her at Michael Salem Enterprises, Inc in Cancun… I miss her.
Hey Van, put your shirt on. The last thing a porn model wants to hear. But really Van, it is time to put your shirt on. Please!
…and a paperbag over his head!
…. the used Wearable Panty Latex Vagina. They were probably worn by that skank Brittany Bunny. Would you pose in them once you receive them, Van ??? XOXO Chelsea.