So You Think You Can Fuck Season 4 is in week 3 now, and up this week are Vance Crawford and Mr. Nipples himself, Bryce Evans representing their respective teams, doing a flip-flop sex scene that’s mildly okay.
But first, the teams are challenged to create porn dialogue on a “Wild West Set” for an imaginary porn film. The results are, as you can imagine, asinine. Landon, Vance, and Tommy end up doing a “Fur Trader” scenelet where where they talk about “trading” gropes of each other’s fur for actual fur, or something. And Bryce, Armond, and Trenton make some joke about needing a boy to take care of their “loads” at the Feed Store.
Anyway, then they fuck each other. And even though Bryce is considerably bigger than Vance, Vance does a decent job topping. But as the judges (tediously) discuss in the post-show panel, Vance loses a couple points for not staying hard while he’s getting fucked.
And once again, the soundtrack is terrible.
And, in case you missed it, here’s Episode 2, in which Tommy Defendi clearly fucked Armond Rizzo the best. And made Armond look like a tiny little boy. Which he is.
[Dominic Ford: So You Think You Can Fuck Season 4, Ep. 2]
[Dominic Ford: So You Think You Can Fuck Season 4, Ep. 3]
Previously: NICE CHEETAH-TRIMMED HIGH-TOPS, LANDON. REAL BUTCH.