The PRIDE House will be located within the Pan Pacific Whistler Village Centre Hotel. We want to tell you all about this first-ever gay Olympian welcoming committee, but we just can’t get past the limp and saggy “pride” meme, and we wonder when it will finally die. With psycho bitches like Dominique on the loose, we are not proud to be gay. We are relieved.
A clue to the woeful name of the gay house lies in the press release that accompanies it:
PRIDE House will be a hip lounge where guests can chill and watch the games, trade pins or just hang out and meet other “kewl” open minded individuals.
Hip? Kewl? Is AOL circa 1998 sponsoring this thing?
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I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.