Of the concept behind the photo shoot, which marks the La Dolce Musto columnist’s return to nude diva mockery sixteen years after shedding his clothes on freezing New Jersey street to send-up Madonna’s SEX book, he writes:
“Heath Ledger died in the nude, but most of today’s young female stars live in the nude, albeit while teetering on the precipice of oblivion and trying to join him there.
…But enough about them. I’ve long lived quite dangerously myself, and so, anxious to share my desperate man-tits with an audience beyond Chelsea, I gleefully agreed to star in an homage to an homage: Musto as Lohan as Marilyn.
…The slinky Lindsay said she did 250 crunches the night before her shoot. Well, I did 250 NestlÃ© Crunches.“
-And it shows! Take caution, with one eye squeezed shut, and check out some of the shoot’s gratuitously pasty, hairy photos below.
MICHAEL MUSTO as LINDSAY LOHAN as MARILYN MONROE in ‘The Ultimate Re-Vamping’ (Village Voice)
Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe in “The Last Sitting” (New York Magazine)
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