Watch The Cody Cummings Phone Sex Teevee Ad That’s Guaranteed To Get You Off…

..of your couch so that you can change the channel.

I saw this commercial run during last night’s premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race (and so did some of you guys who emailed me about it), featuring good ol’ Stay Puft lumbering around the Next Door Studios house while telling you to “call now.” Uhh, no.

 

Other phone calls more erotic than a Cody Cummings phone call:

13 hours on hold with the DMV.
Robocall from Newt Gingrich.
Listening to all the voicemails your mom left you, and why won’t you call her back?
Calling an ex to tell him you have herpes.
Calling your mom to tell her you have herpes.
Heavy breathing from a serial killer.
10% Off Your Next Carpet Cleaning!!
Oops, wrong number.

Also, what is the deal with phone sex ads and porn stars? (And what is the deal with phone sex companies thinking they can exist, in general? People don’t use phones to talk anymore.) Two other phone sex companies exist, apparently, and they are using Lollipop Twink and Anthony Romero in their ads. (Although, I actually would do phone sex with Anthony Romero.)

 

19 thoughts on “Watch The Cody Cummings Phone Sex Teevee Ad That’s Guaranteed To Get You Off…”

  1. Oh and one more thing, I was referring to the video clip, which does not feature “Anthony”. Sorry I was not moe specific

  2. Was not talking out of my ass when referring to NDS. Come on, everyone involved is employed by them. So glad you identify yourself as gay, how empowering, yet it must feel demoralizing to be a tool for that studio. What people will do for money

  3. Someone was wondering if NDS had a stake in this? Duh… Everyone despises the gay4pay supposedly homophobic creeps over there, but it’s a business, and someone must be paying for it. It’s beyond me who those people are

    1. This is a perfect example of “talking out of one’s ass.” I did that shoot a month before I knew what Next Door even was, and almost 5 months before I signed with them.

      And I’m gay, with or without pay.

        1. I’m sure Anthony doesn’t need your approbation.

          “I’m gay, with or without pay.” IOW, whether you like it or not…

    1. Also, someone should -really- tell Sammy that less is more with the emphatic eyebrows. And if there were a game show called “How High is Marcus Mojo?” you’d have a pretty good chance of getting the right answer every time.

  4. I was one of the people who e-mailed you about this hot mess-ness! LOL! When I first saw it, the words from the late Amy Winehouse weaved their way into my brain:

    “What kind of fuckery is this….”

  5. Tired of the bullshit

    Wonder if NDS has interests in, or owns these companies? Not sure they would allow their models to freelance for this type of commercial.

  6. Can we please stop hating on Cody Cummings one day then blowing up the blogs the next day with whatever new bullshit he’s trying to promote. Posts like this are the reason he’s so fucking popular and am I the only one here that just wants him to PLEASE go away?????

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