Maybe you didn’t miss us! But in case you did, we’re really sorry.
Didn’t mean to scare you.
We were just, like, busy, you know?
We would never abandon you like that without so much as a txt or a goodbye screw. It’ll (maybe) never happen again. We swear.
Dude, I was so sad about that!
You were SO missed. Along with Queerclick and DudeTubeOnline, you guys are like my Cliff Notes to gay porn.