There’s nothing worse than waking up on Christmas day with your morning wood as stiff as a yule log and there’s no one there to help you take care of it.
If only you had a big, hairy daddy to help you fulfill all your Christmas wishes. Well we gathered 10 men, from the slightly furry to the extremely hairy, and we’re putting them on our wish list this year. So hopefully come Christmas morning, Saint Nick will deliver us some saintly dick.
Drake Masters | 5’10” | Vers | 8” | Cut
Tattoos? Check. Beard? Check. Nipple piercing? Check. Fat cock that would ruin your life? Check. Enough body hair to keep your turned on all the way into 2020? Check! That’s what we call the complete package, babe!
See more of Drake at Lucas Entertainment.
Diego Sans | 5’10” | Top | 7”
There wouldn’t be a list about hair if we didn’t include the best head of hair in the business. Diego’s flowing locks pair perfectly with his burly chest hair and furry body. We’re moving this hairy top to the very top of our Christmas list.
See more of Diego at Men.com.
Riley Mitchel | 5’10” | Vers | 7.5” | Cut
This man has a full beard and a tight hole that’s surrounded by a faint circle of pubes. Now we just need this bearded daddy to start cumming everywhere and truly make it a white Christmas.
See more of Riley at Lucas Entertainment.
Jean Franko | 6’0” | Vers Top | 8” | Uncut
This hung top is ready to stuff you like a Christmas turkey and glaze you like a holiday ham. His wide dick and bushy body hair are truly the reason for the season.
See more of Jean at Men.com.
Adam Ramzi | 5’10” | Vers | 7” | Uncut
The only thing I want to unwrap on Christmas morning is Adam’s uncut cock. He just played a priest in Scared Stiff 2 so hopefully he’s down to reprise the role and use my ass during a Christmas midnight mass.
See more of Adam at Raging Stallion.
Atlas Grant | 5’10” | Vers | 7” | Uncut
Cum all ye faithful! I want to literally bury my face in Atlas’ chest hair and not come out until next Christmas. With those thick chest pubes and those thick arms, any of us would be lucky enough to be his ho ho ho for even one night.
See more of Atlas at Pride Studios.
Sharok | 5’10” | Vers | 7” | Cut
O’ hole-y night! Sharok has a hairy bod, but more importantly he has a furry ass and the perfect pube-covered man cunt that any guy would be lucky to stuff like a stocking this Christmas.
See more of Sharok at Raging Stallion.
Micah Martinez | 5’9” | Vers | 7.75” | Cut
Micah has a perfectly round, hairy ass and a dick that’s as meaty as the day is long. This man’s stocking is definitely HUNG!
See more of Micah on JustFor.Fans.
Jack Dixon | 5’9” | Vers | 9” | Cut
Jack takes ‘No Shave November’ so seriously that he applies it to every month of the year. He’s probably the hairiest man on this list and he definitely has the biggest cock on this list. That offensively long, fat, untrimmed schlong is sure to ruin your ass all the way into the new year.
See more of Jack Dixon at Nasty Daddy.
Ricky Larkin | 6’0” | Top | 8.5” | Cut
All I want for Christmas is this hairy daddy to suck on my mistle-toes. With those full balls and that long dick, this extra-aggressive top is the only nutcracker worth seeing this season.
See more of Ricky Larkin at Raging Stallion.