I made a list.
It’s not just gay porn found on a computer or gay porn lawsuits that can lead to the eventual outing of closeted gay teens. Anything gay-related that you click on (gay porn or not) can be traced–maybe even back traced–by your parents, and you will be outed. If you’re a closeted gay teen and you’re on the internet, watch out! If your anti-gay mom sees you’ve been visiting, say, UnicornBooty.com, she’ll know that you are a gay, and then she will kill you. Unless of course you beat her to it and kill yourself.
Following the logic of Unicorn Booty’s Kevin Farrell and his water carrier Queerty (that exposing closeted gay teens who have stolen gay porn will result in their deaths), here is a list of websites that are either pro-gay or take a pro-gay stance or that in one way or another feature or have featured gay marriage equality news, gay hate crime news, gay shirtless hunks, gay celeb gossip, gay politics, gay teevee, gay movies, gay sports, gay drugs, gay dogs, gaycations, gay food, gay music, gay drag queens, gay dating, and gay writers that, if discovered on the family computer, will lead to the outing and inevitable suicide of closeted gay teens. Why do these websites want closeted gay teens to die?
UnicornBooty.com, Queerty.com, JoeMyGod.blogspot.com, Advocate.com, Gay.com, KennethInThe212.com, OMGBlog.com, PinkIsTheNewBlog.com, Dlisted.com, GayPatriot.net, TheStranger.com, AndrewSullivan.com, LogoTV.com, HuffingtonPost.com, Gawker.com, JustJared.com, BoyCulture.com, OKCupid.com, Out.com, TheOnion.com, TheAwl.com, PamsHouseBlend.com, Glaad.org, Homotography.blogspot.com, Towleroad.com, Bilerico.com, PerezHilton.com, WorldOfWonder.net, NYTimes.com, TMZ.com, LATimes.com, Craigslist.org, Jezebel.com, DailyKos.com, EW.com, BoingBoing.net, 365Gay.com, OutTraveler.com, and basically every Tumblr.