Below, a mini homo party guide for this weekend only!! In SF, NY, and LA.
Take Back the Polk @ Charlie Horse
1723 Polk St
Friday, 10PM, march at 11, show at Midnight
March against heterosexual privilege and sobriety with freaky Drag Queen Anna Conda and fifty of her drunkest friends. Then reconvene at the bar for a pissy performance celebrating April (golden) showers.
Faerie Beer Bust @ Hole in the Wall
1369 Folsom St
Saturday, 4 – 7PM
$10 buys you a bottomless cup in a sea of bottoms. Benefits go to the Wolf Creek Sanctuary, whatever the fuck that is.
Nun World Order @ Dolores Park
um, Dolores Park
Sunday, 11AM – 4PM
Those randy nuns are celebrating 30 years of sistery, and to celebrate they’d like you to come to Dolores Park and let them drunkenly grope you.
Blowoff @ Highline Ballroom
431 W 16th St
Friday, 11:30 – 4:00AM
If you do not suspend yourself in a tree at this hairy alt-fag rockfest, the bears will eat you.
White Party @ Palm Springs
Are three-day circuit parties full of angel wing tattoos and professional flag dancers your thing? If so, check this infamous party out! And leave our site immediately.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.