Below, a mini homo party guide for this weekend only!! In SF, NY, and LA.

Click here for a guide to regular weekly events happening Friday – Sunday.

Take Back the Polk @ Charlie Horse
1723 Polk St
Friday, 10PM, march at 11, show at Midnight

March against heterosexual privilege and sobriety with freaky Drag Queen Anna Conda and fifty of her drunkest friends. Then reconvene at the bar for a pissy performance celebrating April (golden) showers.

Faerie Beer Bust @ Hole in the Wall
1369 Folsom St
Saturday, 4 – 7PM

$10 buys you a bottomless cup in a sea of bottoms. Benefits go to the Wolf Creek Sanctuary, whatever the fuck that is.

Nun World Order @ Dolores Park
um, Dolores Park
Sunday, 11AM – 4PM

Those randy nuns are celebrating 30 years of sistery, and to celebrate they’d like you to come to Dolores Park and let them drunkenly grope you.

Blowoff @ Highline Ballroom
431 W 16th St
Friday, 11:30 – 4:00AM

If you do not suspend yourself in a tree at this hairy alt-fag rockfest, the bears will eat you.

White Party @ Palm Springs

Are three-day circuit parties full of angel wing tattoos and professional flag dancers your thing? If so, check this infamous party out! And leave our site immediately.

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The Sword’s Weekly Weekend Event Guide