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Below, a mini homo party guide for this weekend only!! In SF, NY, and LA.
Guerrilla Queer Bar @ TBA
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We’re not sure what “queer” means, but we think it has something do with faggots. Join this growing movement of gay dudes who take over a straight bar en masse for a night of underground, inebriated subversion.
Bearracuda @ Deco
Saturday, 10PM – 3AM
Who says that bears don’t dance? Well, we did, but that was before we tried out this sprawling, intimate and raunchy space. Fun-loving patio, free food and nasty basement antics make for a fun turn at every dark corner.
Fresh @ Ruby Skye
420 Mason St.
Sunday, 6PM – Midnight
The fog machine is lubed up and ready to cloak a hoard of circuit gays in a mysterious fog of flag-dancing sin. $20-25.
Trash / SPANK!@ Splash
50 W 17th St
Normally we’d never advise anyone to enter this circuit-party-in-a-can, but Friday night should goad the slutty art-fag boys out in full force for a celebration of SPANK!‘s new issue. $2 drinks until midnight.
Sperm@ The Cock
29 2nd Ave
It’s a recession buster at this infamous breeding ground for all the sperm cells that will never come near an ovary. $5 bottomless cups and free keg-stands.
GLAAD Media Awards @ Nokia Theatre
777 Chick Hern Court
Saturday, 7PM – Midnight
The most irrelevant organization since Jews for Jesus is throwing a FIVE-HOUR awards show this weekend to felch the assholes of straight people who like gay people.
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