Below, a mini homo party guide for this weekend only!! In SF, NY, and LA.
Mall Madness @ Underground SF
424 Haight St
Friday, 9PM – 2AM
Host Runyonce (a.k.a Oxana) presides over bubblegum filth and a packed crowd at this delightful throwback to the days when Tiffany reigned supreme and all of Britney’s screws were still tight. $5
Scott Nevins @ The Rrazz Room
222 Mason St
Friday and Saturday, 10:30 PM
Super popular NYC show-mo is bringing his funny stuff to San Francisco. Take in a performance of “RECE$$IONI$TA: Cheaper Than A Tank Of Gas,” then try to sleep with him after the show. $30
Art Beast @ Project One Gallery
Rhode Island between 15th & 16th
Saturday, 10PM – 2AM
Join Mica, DJ Natureboy, Scottish Andy and a variety of drunk, dancing dolls for a celebration of art-fag outstallations. “Dress to inspire.” $5
Mr. San Francisco Leather @ Hotel Whitcomb
1231 Market St
Pay your respects to the hundreds of cows who have honorably sacrificed themselves to the city’s biggest leather even of the year, where a new community mascot shall be crowned. Polish those boots and stretch out your nipple holes. $20-25
QxBxRx @ The Cake Shop
152 Ludlow St (and Stanton)
This monthly underground party (literally — it’s in a basement) is always packed with dingy punk fags, sleazy go-gos and every imaginable variety of homocore homos.
King Ralphy’s Birthday @ HK Lounge
409 W 39th (and 9th) )
The cream of Hell’s crop will be out in full force for King Ralphy’s Birthday celebration. Grope and be merry. Just don’t spill on the upholstery — it’s new.
Supersonic Grand Opening @ MJs
2810 Hyperion Ave
Friday, 10 PM
It’s a new party at MJs! Which will probably be the same as every other Friday night that came before. Which means it will be awesome.
Red Light vs. Locker Room @ Fubar
7994 Santa Monica Blvd
Saturday, 10 PM
This monthly party is all about boys with large appendages and overflowing livers. Join a throbbing mass of underwear-clad sluts for corner encounters and morning regrets.
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